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Re: Joke Thread 3.0
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2025 10:05 am
by steveqpr881
I went to a Bruce Springsteen gig last night, and there was a power failure!
We were dancing in the dark...... 
Public Service Announcement:
Time Machine meeting, last Tuesday at 5pm. See you there - be sure to book ahead. 
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2025 10:19 am
by steveqpr881
My dad was a circus clown for over 30 years.
Everybody expected me to be one when he retired, but they were big shoes to fill..... 
I accidentally planted the wrong flowers in my garden - whoops-a-daisy! 
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2025 11:05 am
by steveqpr881
Took the missus to a restaurant. She gets upset when I mess about with the wine,
so when I added lemonade & fruit to my glass, she was sangria than ever...... 
We fell out, and she moved to Australia - she's gone too far this time! 
Interesting fact:
Today is the 1st day of Autumn. Winter draws on....have you got your winter drawers on?? 
QPR Rhyming Slang:
Steve Palmer - Keir Starmer.