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[steveqpr881]

19a, Harry Redknapp again.
He's booked to give talks on a luxury cruise.
Saw an ad in the paper, "Join Michael Ball & football legend Harry Redknapp on board
Sky Princess for a star-studded cruise......hear enriching talks from Harry Redknapp about his FA Cup-winning career."
Enriching's the word.....readies in a brown envelope & not a word to the taxman - Sandra!!
Hope the boat hits an iceberg.

[steveqpr881]

No. 2a, ex-player Peter Crouch is currently starring in ads for naughty lingerie
for 'Agent Provocateur,' along with wife Abbey Clancy.

[steveqpr881]

No. 31, ex-player Rio Ferdinand.
Rio often features in Private Eye's "Commentatorballs," where people in the media
are reported for saying something daft. He's in the latest issue with this gem:
"In order for them to be together, there has to be a togetherness."
er, right........

[steveqpr881]

An ex-R was at Wembley yesterday, for The League Cup Final (yes, I'm old school)-
No 31,Sir Les was doing commentary.

[steveqpr881]

No. 33, and it's a name that will strike dread into any Rs fan-
Flabio Briatore is now boss of F1 team, Alpine.

[steveqpr881]

No. 26b, yes it's our old pal Joey Barton again!
What's he been up to now, Steve? I hear you ask.
Well, after suing Jeremy Vine for libel and losing, a court has ordered him to pay JV £200k legal costs!!